Eli Gold | favorite moments | s3 - 3

Ben: Morning. I wasn’t sure how you like you eggs. So, I scrambled them. I would have made quiche if I had more time.
Kate: [after waiting a few minutes] Fried. Over-easy.
Ben turns to her.
Kate: That’s how I like my eggs.
Ben stares.
Kate hides behind the file.


gloria pritchett’s mispronunciation
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
